Have you ever been invited to the inauguration of a toilet? Someone I know recently had this privilege! And, I think it's a story worth sharing...
Both gents and ladies toilets on the floor had to be inaugurated. A big crowd was present and the eldest male was invited to be the chief guest- to cut the ribbon, first for the gents toilet. Thereafter, all males present were invited to 'inaugurate' the toilet. After this, everyone filed out to now go and declare the ladies toilet open.
As the ribbon was being cut for the ladies toilet, all men and women present looked on with uncertainty as to what would happen next... would the chief guest be invited to 'inaugurate' the ladies toilet too? If so, where would he get enough replenishment... you know... to inaugurate again in such short notice?
Well! The ribbon was cut and, much to the relief of all present, the chief guest proceeded to only inspect the ladies toilet declaring that this was the first time he had the privilege of seeing the inside of a ladies toilet! Before anyone suggested that other men could join in on the inspection, all the ladies trooped in....
A different experience!
